How Long do Your Farts Last

Day Two of the Daddy Chronicles:

Well I got an early start to the day when Jillian awoke at 4:30am, but I still ended up being 45 minutes late for work.  I know, you’re not surprised.  Despite having to clean puke off my dress shirt twice, the morning was fairly uneventful.  It just takes that long to get everything going.

My boys made me proud this evening when they decided they wanted to watch a show on the History Channel about digitally reconstructing the faces of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington based on their death masks…

Outside that, it was a fairly uneventful day.  I know, amazing, isn’t it.  I do have a couple interesting quotes from the day to share.

“My farts last for, like, a hundred years!” 
                       – Harrison (3)

“Did Wisconsin win the Civil War?”
                       – Isaiah (5)

“Coo… gurgle… fart…”
                       – Jillian (3 Months)